300 [2007]

Score: [2.0]
Review
300 is like having sex with an ugly girl with big breasts, you enjoy some of it, but really can’t stand the rest. You take what’s good from the bad.
Arguably the best jock movie in years. No, they didn’t play any sports, but all the substance and moral values the dialog tries to share with it’s audience speaks of nothing more then win at all cost, fuck all the doubters and never give up. All I could think of after the movie was renewing my gym membership and maybe taking up some kind of martial arts.
This picture was really really stupid, but I mean, you had to have known that, right? Anyhow, it was worth the $10 ticket price though, in many ways this was probably one of the more entertaining movies I’ve seen in theaters this year. It wasn’t well done in any way, the acting was shit, but the violence and ambiguously strange characters made me laugh, and that’s what really counts. The movie made for a great drinking conversation aferwards and I think I’d still watch the movie again with my friends just to laugh about it.
So in conclusion, 300 sucks as much as it was good.
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