Zodiac [2007]
Score: 
[1.5]
Review
I don’t think fans of mystery or Jake Gyllenhaal will be satisfied. Well, essentially put, there is too much going on in the movie. Too much story telling, the first half of the movie essentially explains this unsolved mystery that we all knew was unsolved, and the second half of the movie enforces the first half of the movie. At this point I’m sickly restless and I just want a cigarette.
Now, I just want to fuck all the non-smokers with my shoe so that we can get our smoking rights back. I mean 20 years ago we use to able to smoke in theaters! Now we can’t smoke anywhere. What was wrong with the smoking rooms in bars? I mean, fucking hard working people had to put out so much money to be convenient for the non-smokers, and then they get fucked after a few years cause now we gotta smoke outside anyways? I understand there is a health concern, but it’s cold in the winter. I guess we all have a greater risk of catching pneumonia because we suffer the disease of smoking. I tihnk smoking is the disease. Not cancer of any other lung complication, it’s smoking, the root of it. Kind of like what HIV is for AIDS. I mean fuck all, if alcoholism is a disease, why isn’t smoking?
Anyways, as you can see I don’t care about Zodiac, watch it if you’re interested, that’s what I did. Downey jr. gives a great performance though. What kind of pissed me off was the Mark Ruffalo had this whole New York cop attitude even though the movie takes place in Los Angeles.
-Jamie
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