Score: [1.5]

Review
I don’t think fans of mystery or Jake Gyllenhaal will be satisfied. Well, essentially put, there is too much going on in the movie. Too much story telling, the first half of the movie essentially explains this unsolved mystery that we all knew was unsolved, and the second half of the movie enforces the first half of the movie. At this point I’m sickly restless and I just want a cigarette.

Now, I just want to fuck all the non-smokers with my shoe so that we can get our smoking rights back. I mean 20 years ago we use to able to smoke in theaters! Now we can’t smoke anywhere. What was wrong with the smoking rooms in bars? I mean, fucking hard working people had to put out so much money to be convenient for the non-smokers, and then they get fucked after a few years cause now we gotta smoke outside anyways? I understand there is a health concern, but it’s cold in the winter. I guess we all have a greater risk of catching pneumonia because we suffer the disease of smoking. I tihnk smoking is the disease. Not cancer of any other lung complication, it’s smoking, the root of it. Kind of like what HIV is for AIDS. I mean fuck all, if alcoholism is a disease, why isn’t smoking?

Anyways, as you can see I don’t care about Zodiac, watch it if you’re interested, that’s what I did. Downey jr. gives a great performance though. What kind of pissed me off was the Mark Ruffalo had this whole New York cop attitude even though the movie takes place in Los Angeles.

[Zodiac: Official Site]

-Jamie

BRC-MOVR-1.0-00

Score: [2.0]

Review
300 is like having sex with an ugly girl with big breasts, you enjoy some of it, but really can’t stand the rest. You take what’s good from the bad.

Arguably the best jock movie in years. No, they didn’t play any sports, but all the substance and moral values the dialog tries to share with it’s audience speaks of nothing more then win at all cost, fuck all the doubters and never give up. All I could think of after the movie was renewing my gym membership and maybe taking up some kind of martial arts.

This picture was really really stupid, but I mean, you had to have known that, right? Anyhow, it was worth the $10 ticket price though, in many ways this was probably one of the more entertaining movies I’ve seen in theaters this year. It wasn’t well done in any way, the acting was shit, but the violence and ambiguously strange characters made me laugh, and that’s what really counts. The movie made for a great drinking conversation aferwards and I think I’d still watch the movie again with my friends just to laugh about it.

So in conclusion, 300 sucks as much as it was good.

[300: Official Site]

-Jamie

BRC-MOVR-2.0-00

Score: [4.0]

Review
The only people who wouldn’t like this movie are the perfect people. Perfect people don’t have to like a lot of things because everything likes them. But realistically, Little Miss Sunshine finds the most touching way to remind each and every one of us that we’re not perfect, but still we are all lovable in our own strange little ways. How can you not want to watch this movie now? Not only is it movie warm, but it’s hilarious, fucking hilarious. I know the movie doesn’t seem like much when you watch the trailer, and I know it’s not easy for a lot of people to watch movies they’ve heard little or nothing about., but now you’ve heard something.

Though this movie might sound friendly, this movie is rated R, no there’s no tits in it, well, if you look hard enough maybe, but this movie’s got loads of swearing. It’s no worse then a high school cafeteria, but I guess if you’re Ned Flanders you might want to tihnk twice about this one. I think it’s some what tasteful when they swear, the movie just wouldn’t be the same without all the rude remarks.

I highly recommend this movie to everyone with a heart. I know it’s hard to get yourself to watch this kind of thing if your favourite movie is Scarface, but bring your girlfriend along or something, or if you’re a girl, just tell your boyfriend there’s tits in the movie. Just do whatever you can and watch the damn thing.

[Little Miss Sunshine: Official Site]

-Jamie

BRC-MOVR-4.0-00

Score: [4.5]

Review
Anyone who tells you that there is no point in watching this movie because they have already seen the chinese movie (Infernal Affair), is an idiot. Though based on the Hong Kong blockbuster, Scorsese manages to bring out a totally different feel to the Boston-set copper. However, this review is not a comparison of movies, so I will cut to the point. The Departed, is the next great Scorsese film. It is filled with great actors and yes, great acting, most particularly from Leonardo DiCaprio. Scorsese has the reputatation of getting actors the Oscar nod, and he just might be able to do it again this time around, not to mention maybe even get himself one. Unfortunately, Scorsese usually gets shut out by an actor-turned-director at the Academy Awards, so it’ll be interesting to see how long-time friend, Robert Deniro’s film (The Good Sheppard) stacks up against his. Though this movie is great, it is not perfect. There are a few flaws and unanswered questions, so be prepared for that. Some of the flaws are in the mood of some scenes where it just feels like the actor is down playing their characters a bit too much, but it’s hardly noticeable until you tihk about it after.

Anyways, the content in the movie. Lots of violence, if you can’t dig it, then don’t watch it. It ain’t gorey, but it ain’t cute. Everything else flies under the whole copper genre, drugs, money, stippers, etc. There’s obviously going to be lots of copper-lingo, so make sure you can follow the conversations well, it’s not very complicated in this movie, but if you have ADD, then I’d suggest you go watch Alice in Wonderland instead.

This is likely going to be the best movie I’ll see this year, and it’s not because I’m not going to watch any other movies, but I do feel very strongly about this movie, as I do with all Scrosese movies. So if you tihnk I’m bias towards his movies, which all my friends think I am, then maybe you should try another review.

[The Departed: Official Site]

-Jamie

BRC-MOVR-4.5-00